Food Poetry Nonsense from September to October 2012

On the first day of September my true love said to me;

go and eat prawn noodles

make yourself fishy

join you I will not

but beside you I will play computer games.

On the fifth day of September my true love said to me;

shall I make you a cereal drink?

It's good for health

You like it a lot

It'll perk up your mood all the time.

On the tenth day of September my true love said to me;

How nice this risotto is

It is all chicken and vegetables

no E colourings and preservatives

keep it up my love, you'll make me

healthy but with a belly.

On the fifteenth day of September my true love said to me;

Doesn't look very appetizing

yet once you try this onion soup

you'll be all charged and smelly

but who cares because I'm all oniony too!

 On the twentieth day of September my true love said to me;

I am going to bake

show you my love

my heart especially

when it's all given to you.

 On the twenty-fifth day of September my true love said to me;

I want to eat fast food

make myself a pork burger

much fresher than plasticky Macdonalds

much more oomph than your mouth can take in one bite.

On the thirtieth day of September my true love said to me;

If I knew what life was about

I wouldn't be swimming to search for answers

I would be cooking for passion and

swimming for fish to cook.

 On the first day of October my true love said to me;

I am going to make noodles

but of a special kind

they will be as delicious as

hawker food style in Malaysia

you'll want more and more.

On the fifth day of October my true love said to me;

Bread is the most basic of food

bake it I will

with bacon and cheese

hearty enough for dinner.

 On the tenth day of October my true love said to me;

Eat your apples; two a day

easy to cut with apple cutter

even if you're lazy

you can still do it

come on, you boleh!

On the fifteenth day of October my true love said to me;

Chicken drumsticks here I come

make something with soya sauce

let it be golden brown and with

vegetables to brighten up the day.

On the twentieth day of October my true love said to me;

Let's have Mexican

go for chips and chicken with guacamole sauce

sweet vegetables at the bottom

heat up in the oven.

 On the twentieth of October my true love said to me;

The Lorraine quiche looks good

for tea shall it be

dinner we can skip

for this enormous pie is shared only with the two of us.

Now you see this bowl of chilly chicken ramen from Wagamama's Restaurant in Amsterdam....

Now you don't! It's gone, thanks to me...